I just finished reading "the help" which was SO flippin' good. While I was reading I kept being like "ah ha" I have thought that... and that.. and good way to describe that passing thought. So I thought about all the things I flippantly think, like they are there up in my brains but I don't stamp out words for them. This last week I've been trying to stamp out some thoughts. I don't promise anything cohesive....
Thought Path 1: Look at those noodles, that would be fun to be a noodle in there if i wasn't getting boiled alive, just rolling around all peaceful like with the boiling... mmmm...
Thought Path 2: This is a giant cheese ball of a worship service. I am lactose intolerant to this service. I can't watch his hand jolt out to the side every time he sings a choir boy note, can't do it. Can't look at the screen either, why does it have to be like screen savers in the back? Screen savers are for when you're not paying attention to your computer. Maybe they are going for the watch your music effect like iTunes, but thats like drugs and its only fun when you put your face too close to the screen. I can't put my face on that screen. Red white and blue screen? I feel like christian american gladiators should come out of that screen and do a skit with a Jesus lesson hidden in "protect your teammate" games.
Thought path 3: Good thing i was born in the time of hair product. I look colonial. Like a colonial woman churning butter. I look like that weird colonial girl that Leopold (of kate and leopold) almost chose. The girl with colonial hair gets pushed to side dominated by the straight blonde hair. That same girl plays a stalker in Flight of the Concords... She can't play serious roles because of her colonial hair.
Welp. That will do it. I hope you come back to read more posts after that. If not, I understand. Have a good week, stamp out some thoughts... I want to hear them :)
